Hey you!
Yeah, you!
You're doing pretty good there!
You've got your new flat set up all nice, your life is on-track, and your self-care selfies are going to make you a complete internet success story. And look at that, you have made yourself a delicious mug of tea!
Don't worry too much about that weird noise in the bathroom. It was probably nothing.
Right?
Looks like you have some choices to make...