Hey you! 

Yeah, you! 

You're doing pretty good there! 

You've got your new flat set up all nice, your life is on-track, and your self-care selfies are going to make you a complete internet success story. And look at that, you have made yourself a delicious mug of tea!

Don't worry too much about that weird noise in the bathroom. It was probably nothing.

Right?

Looks like you have some choices to make...