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MISSION CREEP

Asexual and bisexual solidarity IN SPACE!

Tess and Liam are determined to get off the planet at any cost. On paper, they're the perfect applicants for Britain's relocation project: they're fertile, they're healthy, and they might even pass for a real couple. Mary just has a few more questions to ask, but it can't be anything the pair hasn't already prepared for...

MISSION CREEP will be performed for the first time at the White Bear Theatre in Cuckoo Bang's night of new writing, BITS.

Read the full text at New Play Exchange

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Hey you!

You're doing pretty good there! 

You've got your new flat set up all nice, your life is on-track, and your self-care selfies are going to make you a complete internet success story. And look at that, you have made yourself a delicious mug of tea!

Don't worry too much about that weird noise in the bathroom. It was probably nothing.

Right?

Looks like you have some choices to make...